All's Fair in Love and War
There was a farmer who had a beautiful daughter. Two cowboys wanted to marry his daughter. The farmer, however, did not like the two cowboys that wanted his daughters hand in marriage. So he came up with a way to settle the dispute over his daughter. He made the two cowboys have a race, and the horse that crosses the finish line last would have his daughters hand in marriage. The cowboys, confused by the rules went to the village’s wise one and asked him for advice. They told of the rules and in return the wise one gave four words of advice in return. The two cowboys finished the race and one of them got the farmers daughters hand in marriage. What were the four words the wise one gave to the cowboys?
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Adam and Eve
A man went on an expedition to the Antarctic, in search of new animal species. He made his way into an ice cave. He looked around the ice walls of the cave, and to his amazement, he found the figure of a man and woman frozen together inside the ice. He immediately got on his cell phone, and dialed to America. “I need as many scientists down in the Antarctic as possible, and bring as many news reporters as you can!!! Fast!!! I think I may have found the first humans on Earth; Adam and Eve.” How did this man know the two figures inside the ice were Adam and Eve?
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What am I?
You throw away the outside and eat the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am i?
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